To All Our Smokers

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   Pfft, all that Nicorette nonsense is old, I'll show you how to really quit smoking.

Locate every disposable lighter in your household.
Disassemble every disposable lighter in your household.
Turn them into motor bikes.
???
Profit.
You can all thank me later, in the mean time I'll be enjoying a little motorbike made of plastics doused in flammable liquids.

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Romeo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Post God Joined: 16 November 2008 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 3033	Post Options Post Reply Quote Romeo Report Post Quote Reply Topic: To All Our Smokers Posted: 13 January 2011 at 10:32pm
	Pfft, all that Nicorette nonsense is old, I'll show you how to really quit smoking. Locate every disposable lighter in your household. Disassemble every disposable lighter in your household. Turn them into motor bikes. ??? Profit. You can all thank me later, in the mean time I'll be enjoying a little motorbike made of plastics doused in flammable liquids.
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